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Agent Thoth discusses more of the trials and tribulations associated with living with hominids. Incidentally, if you've missed Agent Thoth's earlier entries, you can find them here: Thoth's Journal
Department for the Preservation and Confirmation of Intelligent Life (DPCIL)
Agent Thoth's Personal Log
Day Four-Hundred-Sixty-Five:
I remain unable to concentrate on my research due to the continued presence and disruption of the infant felid. I have attempted every means at my disposal to communicate to my hominid-servant that the presence of the small beast is unacceptable. I even resorted to urinating on the creature to express my displeasure, but all that achieved was causing my hominid-servant to flap her arms and screech at me and lock me in the small box that she uses when she considers my actions to be unacceptable.But it is not my behavior that needs adjustment in this case! The tiny monstrosity has got to go! If it were not for the fact that the felid is an infant of its kind, I would have already challenged it to a duel and ripped out its throat! Such is the appropriate penalty for trespassing in another's domicile. However, as things are, its age precludes any type of violent response, and so I am left to devise other methods to express my extreme discontent. I will see if my ingenuity is up to the task.
Ugh! Hominids can be so dense! I wonder if poor Agent Thoth will be able to adjust to the invasion of his territory or if he'll decide to abandon his mission. You may have noticed that Agent Thoth has a new look. I hope you like his new picture as much as I do, but I'd love to hear your thoughts, either way. Feel free to let me know what you think in the comments. ;-) Happy reading, everyone!
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